Funny Quotes – Great Grabber Ice-Breakers


Quotes relevant to your conversation are great Grabber ice-breakers. Think about using one of these at your next sales call.

“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”
- Paul Ehrlich

“Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.”
- Zenna Schaffer

“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.”
- Steven Wright

“Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.”
- Mae West

“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.”
- Marty Feldman

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.”
- W.C. Fields

“Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.”
- Mark Twain

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.”
- Napoleon Bonaparte

“I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.”
- Margaret Thatcher

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
- Dan Quayle

“Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.”
- Mike Barfield

 

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